![]() If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are of the female persuasion. Don't stop and look around.ĭon’t fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you’re sure you know what you’re doing. If you find a town, which looks deserted, there's probably a good reason for it. If appliances start operating by themselves, do not check for short-circuits, just get out! If you're searching for something, which caused a loud noise, and find out that it's just the cat, GET THE HELL OUT. This would apply to any other house of the dead as well. Never stand in, on, or above a grave, tomb, or crypt. When you have the benefit of numbers NEVER pair off and go it alone.Īs a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell. This also applies to kids who speak with somebody else's voice. However, it will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. ![]() If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language, which they should not know, shoot them immediately. Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.ĭo not search the basement, especially if the power has gone out. When it appears that you have killed the monster. You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister of Life You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In ![]() They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head) If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It AII On You If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You I've Got The Hungrles For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line ![]() I 've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart I’d Rather Have A Bottle In Front of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart. I Fell In A Pile of You And Got Love All Over Me I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life? Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause l'm KissIng You Goodbye Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bedĭrop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life ![]()
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